Judge Kiwi

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Butt, butt cheeks, butt judge, drunk antics, expose, indecent exposure, judge kiwi, judging butts, Mooning

I found out the other night that Kiwi has a (secret) second job.

Butt judge.

This man has a 1000 different names…

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'A' names, 'B' names, 1000 different names, A-Man, coffe, glass of water, inside joke, Lady, list of names, name list, pancakes, regular customer, sausage, sitting by the window, watching morning traffic

Because I give him a new one every time I see him.

BANG!

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Bang, Bread, Butter, Cooking, Lady Gaga, Scared, scream, Toast

It’s easier to startle Lion than it is to scare an infant. Especially when she’s tired.

A figure on the hill

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digging, hidden treasure, Hill, Kiwi, Man

I’m sure I’ve mentioned it by now. We see some pretty weird stuff at work sometimes.

The odd moments

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dance, dance routine, Humor, Joke, Random Jokes

Ever see a server in a restaurant do something so odd, so out of place, that you can’t possibly figure out what the hell just happened? No? Sheesh. What kind of lame ass place are you eating at?

The nickname list

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Lady Gaga, The Smurfs

Using nicknames was not something I started doing when I began this blog.

Never tell your friends that you are writing a blog.

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Humor

“I’m writing a blog.”

Probably the WORST thing I could ever tell my friends. Especially the ones that come to work and see me all the time. Their immediate response? “Am I in it?”