My blog is in NO way intended to be harmful to anyone. I feel as though I have to clarify that, because often times, people react as though I am deliberately going out of my way to ruin their food, eating experience, and life in general.
My views expressed here (though commonly agreed with by other people inmy position) are nothing other than my own thoughts and opinions. Just because I say I prefer my customers to be polite, patient, generous tip givers, that does not mean that other servers, my co-workers, or my employers agree. Though for the sake of argument, anyone who likes a customer who offers none of those, is an idiot.
If you lack any form of humor or understanding of sarcasm, I highly advise you to leave my blog as fast as possible. Delete it from your internet history and forget that you ever found my page. I rarely ever have serious moments in my life, so it’s safe to assume that the main goal of my page is to entertain people at my expense. Okay, so more at the expense of other people… But still.
Everything here is real. No matter how outlandish a story might seem (and do I have some good ones!!) everything I write about has really happened. I will not fabricate better details just to make a story better. If the story/topic isn’t good enough, I will simply pick something that is worth reading.
Likewise, I will also not set out to destroy your good name. You do that so well on your own already! :) As a server, I meet so many people it’s impossible to ever remember names. Especially when I see you once every three months. For those worthy, nicknames have come about naturally, and I will be using those. Some nicknames will be more obvious. “Really guy” will obviously denote some dude with long hair. While “chickachicka” will be less obvious and vastly confusing.
If you know me in real life, and know the people I am mentioning, or know where I work… Please, be quiet. I have chosen to keep things as anonymous as possible to avoid trouble. I’m here to entertain, not devastate. Feel free to comment, but don’t turn around and say “Duuuuuude that’s (insert name) from the other night!! I didn’t know he was at (Insert business). I was in (Insert co-worker)’s section!”
At this rate, you might accidentally blurt out their home address, phone number, and blood type. In which case, I might label you ‘stalker’ and refrain from talking to you when you come in. I would honestly like to see feedback from people on my topics, and if anyone misuses the comments, I will remove the feature and filter everything through an alternate email address instead. Which is more work, and less entertaining for everyone else.